Your kids hang out at your mother's house, eating her food, driving her car, and running the television all day long. You send your kids to college close to your mother's house so they can practice the art of sponging.

When you are asked to contribute to your mother's cable television bill you indignantly refuse, lying, "My kids have never watched television at my mother's house." And you sic your attack dog sister (J. J. LaPitBull) onto the brother who thought you should pay. No one is allowed to ask you to pay!

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